I’m sorry, but this is hilarious. Why is she wearing Uggs? Why is guy at the back wacking her on the head with his dong? So many questions

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don’t stop til ya get enough

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approachingsignificance:

Gotta love research.

Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers

For the first time, a massive data set of 10,000 porn stars has been extracted from the world’s largest database of adult films and performers. I’ve spent the last six months analyzing it to discover the truth about what the average performer looks like, what they do on film, and how their role has evolved over the last forty years.

By Jon Millward

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wecameasghosts:

ah. the first spring bloom.

(Source: smashednthrashed666)

mmmajestic:

finding old love letters in used erotica

(Source: heavymuffintop)

herrsassafras:

thorinmyside:

fairflory:

blacqnblond:

gethdrips:

ballsackacademy:

teacupfish:

dadwithburgers:

WAT IS GOING ON

………………………………………………

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE WEAR PANTS

this is my profile

imma call him.

jesus take the monstercock 

take it from my hands

cuz i can’t do this on my own

i’m crying

could you imagine the guy who had to tattoo his thighs reacted???

like “okay sir lets get started—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”

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