nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

ittybittymanatee:

SHADES, SO MUCH SHADES

(Source: buckyxbarnes)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(Source: r-rosh)

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

tennants-hair:

seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge

dolorimeter:

woody allen, the irredeemable creep whose obvious misogyny was misinterpreted as creative genius by the college-boy mentality. 

(Source: mfjr)

the-pietriarchy:

ntani:

this isnt funny. please tag your triggers

I’ll tag it 7 times for good measure

the-pietriarchy:

ntani:

this isnt funny. please tag your triggers

I’ll tag it 7 times for good measure

(Source: rrabnif)

crazy-4-breezy:

theandromedastrain000:

chadleymacguff:

someone bout to get unfriended

Her face tho

you think you know a bitch

(Source: dramaisthenewblack)

stannisbaratheon:

Stephen’s son talking about the Stannis/Mel sex scene is making my day “revolting” “how do you think I feel” I’m lmao

stannisbaratheon:

Stephen’s son talking about the Stannis/Mel sex scene is making my day “revolting” “how do you think I feel” I’m lmao