(Source: peggyfuckinghill)

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
Sociologists
Person:How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Sociologist:One. Unless you need a ladder and then maybe two people which, according to Simmel, would be a dyad.
Person:
Person:
Sociologist:I wonder how come that joke is so prevalent and continues to thrive in our society? What about its basic symbolism do we recognize? Is it the token symbol of technology that we embrace as society has become more and more divided by labour?
Person:
Person:
Person:
Sociologist:Or perhaps it is some kind of jab at labour unions. Maybe the origin is from management versus union workers because unionized workers would be most likely the ones to change a light bulb and this is really a conflict perspective.
Person:(walking away)
Sociologist:(chasing after the person). This wouldn't even translate into places without the basic technology of electricity. Sapir-Whorf! Sapir-Whorf!
Person:(running)
Sociologist:Wait! Stop! Why are you running? Don't you want me to change the light bulb?
portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

raybutts:

alittlebitgayandmore:

ahmogar:

burneeburns:

i just want you all to take a look at this photo

he’s standing like christ the redeemer. 

raybutts:

alittlebitgayandmore:

ahmogar:

burneeburns:

i just want you all to take a look at this photo

he’s standing like christ the redeemer. 

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

ittybittymanatee:

SHADES, SO MUCH SHADES

(Source: hawxkeye)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.