bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes

bodaciouscans:

“Julian Fellowes” and the “cast of Downton Abbey” present a staged version of Series 4, Episode 1 at New York’s prestigious 54 Below.  

[Rather than give Margaret Thatcher a £3 million state funeral] you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we’d dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan personally.

(Source: fuckyeahcracker)

mermaidmittromney:

The reviews for Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein kind of remind me of the reception Elementary and Lucy Liu have had by many a PSF

Here, try telling me this doesn’t sound familiar to you:

The writer of it is, we understand, a female; this is an aggravation of that which is the prevailing fault of the novel; but if our authoress can forget the gentleness of her sex, it is no reason why we should; and we shall therefore dismiss the novel without further comment.

(Source: feministcrixus)

When a Whovian discovers a friend is a knitter, it is very, very tempting to ask them to make you a Doctor Who scarf. On behalf of all knitters out there, we say, please don’t. We love Doctor Who as much as you and you might notice that we don’t even have a Doctor Who scarf for ourselves. There’s a reason: it takes forever and it’s really boring. In fact, when made in worsted weight yarn, a 12 foot long Tom Baker scarf contains 56,448 knit stitches. That means someone is cursing you 56,448 times while holding pointy sticks. Catch our drift?

freddybenson:

we’ve run out of time… we cannot stop kony..

(Source: freddybenson)

bustpartywithangus:

My admittedly childish (and badly edited) response to that Tom Preston comic. Y’all know the one.
(For you Sherlockians who also like Elementary and are chilling in our tags, this isn’t aimed at you. Y’all are awesome. This is just me being a goofball and sharing the punching love.)

bustpartywithangus:

My admittedly childish (and badly edited) response to that Tom Preston comic. Y’all know the one.

(For you Sherlockians who also like Elementary and are chilling in our tags, this isn’t aimed at you. Y’all are awesome. This is just me being a goofball and sharing the punching love.)