christmas sex should totally be a thing. like you dress up festive and wear bells that jingle and then you burn all these fucking calories omfg
Sometimes I think that the media doesn’t influence people’s lives that heavily but then I remember that Santa use to dress in green until Coca Cola got hold of him.
okay I’ve made it sound as if Coca Cola kidnapped Santa but that is not the case, I repeat no one has kidnapped Santa
“My friend and his roommates took their Christmas card photo today…”
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|tumblr:||happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga|
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
AND HIDE IN A HOLE
I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN
I’M MAKING A LIST
OF PEOPLE I HATE
WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.
I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING
AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE
AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD
I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH!