christmas sex should totally be a thing. like you dress up festive and wear bells that jingle and then you burn all these fucking calories omfg
Sometimes I think that the media doesn’t influence people’s lives that heavily but then I remember that Santa use to dress in green until Coca Cola got hold of him.
okay I’ve made it sound as if Coca Cola kidnapped Santa but that is not the case, I repeat no one has kidnapped Santa
“My friend and his roommates took their Christmas card photo today…”