who else remembers the shitstorm when it was first announced that there was going to be a modern american retelling of sherlock holmes because i don’t know how anyone could forget tbh
i love that this graphic featured gregson and bell too
note to self: watch before sunrise/sunset/midnight + there will be blood before the end of the year
also, leave school IMMEDIATELY when you feel sick otherwise you will actually feel shit for the next three days
thehighshelf asked: Your angry contempt pleases me. Thank you.
angry contempt? not at all, simple amusement
So this is the problem I have with Tumblr: your opinion is the wrong opinion. Unless you have a whole fandom to back you up. Which is very unlikely because most opinions go against the fandoms. I think this is bullshit. (Because I don’t like Elementary (I’m using this as an example because I have…
look at this ridiculous strawman argument. look at it and laugh
i’m trying really hard not to laugh outrageously loudly at that gif on the post i just reblogged and it’s proving difficult
When I see a white guy I’m attracted to: Stick your dick in me you bland ass white boy. Tell me how you let your mom cut your hair for majority of your life. Aw fuck yeah. Your favorite rappers are lil wayne and bob marley? Ah fuck you’re so ignorant, so exotic. Fuck me.
lmao elementary is up for the teen choice awards. like anyone would actually vote for this show so it wins… sorry mate but elementary aint winning this award. keep dreaming. now if sherlock was up for the teen choice award our huge fandom would go all out to get this awesome show to win because lets face it our fandom is much larger and prevalent online where as elementary no way they could do shit on the internet. so spare me the lecture kid and walk away. peace.
ahahaha so this idiot is still posting
the more you know
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
01. Boy in the Boat—George Honnoh 02. Prove It On Me Blues—Ma Rainey 03. I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl—Bessie Smith 04. You Can’t Tell The Difference After Dark—Alberta Hunter 05. Lay It On the Line—Gladys Bentley 06. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out—Bessie Smith 07. Foolish Man Blues—Bessie Smith 08. B.D. Woman’s Blues—Bessie Jackson 09. (I Want To Go Where You Go, Do What You Do) Then I’ll Be Happy—Joséphine Baker 10. Am I Blue?—Ethel Waters 11. ‘Tain’t Nobody’s Bizness If I Do—Gladys Bentley 12. Worried Blues—Gladys Bentley 13. Gimme All the Love You Got—Alberta Hunter 14. Stormy Weather—Ethel Waters 15. I Want Every Bit of It—Bessie Smith 16. Hound Dog—Big Mama Thornton
‘Tain’t Nobody’s Business: songs by black women who slept with other women, dressed like men, and sang about it. Not every song on here is about women with women or men with men, but there’s a decent amount of queer blues songs out there. (Also, there is one male artist on here, but “boy in the boat” is the best euphemism for the clit and kaboodle that I’ve heard in a while, and any song that blames WWI for lesbianism because all these women were left by themselves needs to be included.)
*(minus tracks 03, 06, and 15 because 8tracks can’t handle my love of Bessie Smith)